LOLCODE Program Sample

closes hai block statement in LOLCODE.
Eg. marks end of program code.

Sample hello world LOLCODE program

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
GIMMEH VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10?
YARLY
BTW this is true
VISIBLE "BIG NUMBER!"
NOWAI
BTW this is false
VISIBLE "LITTLE NUMBER!"
KTHX
KTHXBYE

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kthxbye [Last Comment]

Typical Spam E-mail

Don't Trust them... especially when it ends up in the spam e-mail...
and this one... loves me before i even meet her... yes!! i have the luck of an anime harem protagonist \o3o/
Fuck yea... H Logic will probably work too ._. T_T Forever Alone XD

Farida Salama

Ke

Mar12 pada 5:03 PM

Hello my dear,
My name is miss Farida,i am a girl saw your contact caught my
attraction,and became intrested, i will like to know you more, i will be waiting to receive your lovely email to my mail box, so we can
communicate easily to know each other the more, i promise to also send
you my photo for you to know me. Bear in mind that Love has no colors
barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no socio-economic Barrier,
religious, language, nationality or distance barrier, the only important Thing is true affection,in everything we need to live our life and be
happy.  (faridalov2014@live.com)
Yours new found friend,
Miss Farida.

Hello sayangku,
Nama saya lewatkan Farida, i am a girl melihat kontak Anda tertangkap saya
tarik, dan menjadi intrested, saya akan ingin tahu lebih banyak, saya akan menunggu untuk menerima email Anda yang indah ke kotak surat saya, jadi kita bisa
berkomunikasi dengan mudah mengenal satu sama lain lebih, saya berjanji untuk juga mengirimkan
Anda foto saya bagi Anda untuk mengenal saya. Ingatlah bahwa Cinta tidak memiliki warna
penghalang, tidak ada hambatan kembali tanah pendidikan, tidak Barrier sosio-ekonomi,
agama, bahasa, kewarganegaraan atau penghalang jarak, satu-satunya Hal yang penting adalah kasih sayang sejati, dalam segala sesuatu yang kita butuhkan untuk hidup kita dan menjadi
bahagia. (Faridalov2014@live.com)
Anda menemukan teman baru,
Nona Farida.

4chan

Knishes
OP IS NOT A FAGGOT :V

Fakku Come to Fap Stay for the comments

Title says it all XD
Some comments i found browsing through the vanilla section :3 Vanilla FTW
btw yang dibawah ada kata2 nsfw yah... i warned you lel :3
NeverStopFapping F**kYeah (Fri Jun 7, 2013, 8:38 am) +28 points

"U just had an H.I.V.

Hentai

Incest

Vanilla

ur welcome..."

 

Spiketorch (Tue Feb 25, 2014, 5:44 pm) +12 points

"The doctor called earlier, that I'd get Diabetus if I keep fapping to Vanilla. So then, I've gone onto Fakku and saw this. Currently at the moment, I'm at the emergency room, for excessive fapping to Vanilla. The moral? Keep on fapping my brothers."

Otakecchi (Tue Feb 18, 2014, 3:41 am) +1 points

 

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A few observations:
1. The building looks like a futuristic dick.
2. She is a shark and a jeweler because she has a jeweler monocle on her right eye.
3. Bubbles are coming out of her ass then orbit around it.
4. His penis is graded since it has black grading marks on it.
5. When she drops her panties the bubbles stop gravitating around her ass but glitter comes out of her vagina.
6. When entering her, his penis loses it's grading and instead becomes the kanji for moku = woodworker.
7. While inside her the penis is confused about it's race and decides instead to be both black and white, followed by glitter.
8. When climaxing the shark takes a bite out of it's mate followed by glitter orbiting around them.

FaintT (Sun Feb 16, 2014, 5:30 pm) +54 points

 

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"She'd be the perfect girl if she only kept her mouth shut"

I can totally fix that problem *unzips pants*

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btw wtf with this ^ ._. meh vanilla with a little bit of genderbend... ._. on front page RAGEEEE!!